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Audio: What's your favorite carol or holiday song?

Shh.  Quiet, Vox, I'm trying to be Grinchy.

Write your own Wikipedia entry for yourself (or share the link if you already have one).

Wait a second.  Can you do this?

If you could perform alongside any artist (actor, dancer, musician, etc.), who would it be, and what would you perform? 
Submitted by Kristin. 

Obviously I would perform alongside Jake Gyllenhaal.  But sorry, Vox, it'd be a private performance.

Do you tend to like music in particular genres, or are your tastes all over the place?  What are your most and least favorite musical genres?

That's more than one question, Vox.  Thanks for playing BUH-BYE.

What video game is your personal Game of the Year? 
Submitted by SimpleNate.

I don't have one, ASSFACE.

If you could get everyone in the world to change their behavior in one way, what would you have them do differently?
Submitted by Ross.

I'd have them all kick Vox in the babymaker on a daily basis.

What is your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table?
Submitted by Kadeeae.  

Mashed potatoes.  Mashed potatoes mashed potatoes mashed potatoes.

Mashed potatoes.

Music-wise, what was the first 45, single or download you bought? 
Submitted by Paddy Melt Wagon.

God, who knows?  BUT.  In 3rd grade I had a cassette tape of The Simpsons singing all these songs, which is sort of weird because my parents wouldn't even let me watch the show. 

What did you do as a child that you feel guilty about even to this day? 

This one time I stole money from my grandma's purse and bought a book about dinosaurs.  I guess I still feel guilty.  Not really though, because THAT BOOK WAS AWESOME.

Have you ever won anything at a carnival, arcade or midway game?

We used to go to the penny carnival when I was little and I usually won a goldfish in that game where you toss a ping pong ball into the fish bowls.  They never lived very long but NO WONDER because they were traumatized by all those balls flying at their faces.  Heh.